Saturday, December 31, 2011

Other TJF News Post Update!

Latest post is: ...oh yeah
Jim said:...also, I was supposed to mention a few other things. User Mystic is now a mod.

A lot of crap is clogging up the user levels, and I'd really like to change that.

Please, no more "signing" levels. This is basically reposting a level which is identical to someone else's original, but putting your name or some message into it. The level browser shouldn't be used as some retarded message board. It sucks to see 3 or more levels in the top rated which are nearly identical.

No more "rate 5 and restart" bullshit. Or "rate 5 and restart to see my shitty made up glitch". There will never be anything fancy occurring due to you voting a certain way. Don't vote this stuff up.

Signed levels, restart levels, and all other crap of that nature will now be deleted. Obvious clones will be deleted. I just had to state this here before doing so, so people know what's going on.

I think that's all, but I'm probably forgetting something again.

Happy New Year!

Friday, December 30, 2011

New Totaljerkface News Post Update!

The latest post is: holiday news post about information for you
Jim said: Hey guys,

I've been meaning to make a post about the Santa update. WHAT YOU ARE READING RIGHT NOW WILL BE THAT POST.

If you didn't notice, Santa Claus is now the eighth playable character in Happy Wheels. He's the first character to consist of 3 people. He also has no wheels. That's ok, I made this game and I will do whatever the hell I want! Understand? The next couple characters will probably be a bit simpler.

At this pace, all 25 slots will be filled in only 4 years! I hope flash still exists by then. I will try to go faster I guess.

I am still up in the air about what the I'd like to keep doing. The month of December was absurdly amazing in terms of traffic. Thanks to some very popular youtube channels, traffic has tripled from the previous high. Also, thanks very much to Adura, we've made some great backend optimizations, and the site can actually handle the traffic. All of that seems to clearly be telling me to continue working on the flash version of the game. I'll most likely end up dividing my time between this and continuing to learn c++/opengl (I think I've rambled on about this before, but got sidelined by Santa). I've got so many stupid, smaller, simpler ideas for other games I'd like to make. In any case, thanks so much to everyone for playing Happy Wheels this past year and allowing me to continue doing what I think I'm supposed to be doing.

By the way, 1.52 was just a few Santa bug fixes as well as error handling stuff Jason did that should eliminate blue loading screens.

The next thing I do in the game might be a simple drawing tool, or zombies that attack your character. The next thing I will do in real life is plan my dinner.

Happy New year in a few days.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Happy Wheels V1.52!

The current version of Happy Wheels v1.52, includes bug fixes such as Santa's sleigh not colliding with collision 2 anymore. I think i forgot to tell you about it. Stupid bugs on happy Wheels! You can check out the Happy Wheels Wiki (HWW) at I was thinking not everything is going to be about Happy Wheels. I just named my blog this because i love Happy Wheels!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

A day without Happy Wheels! What did you get for Christmas?

Ok i promised myself I wouldn't play Happy Wheels on Christmas and i did that! I got a PS3, GTA 4, and Happy Wheels T-Shirt! GOSH! I love the this Happy Wheels T-Shirt! Comment if you got a Happy Wheels T!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

My new Happy Wheels and Totaljerkface Blog!

Well here it is! I just started my first blog, because I was bored and I had nothing better to do BUT anyway there's a new update to Happy Wheels V1.51 which is the newest character Santa Claus! You can play Happy Wheels at: The site has a LOT of fails and shut-downs sometimes! The TotalJerkFace Forum is down and has been down for a LONG time! To let you know I just started this blog 12/25/11 1:00 AM or something! I might not be keeping track of my blog I don't know but i will check in and make some updates and shit.